Report: Kieran Reckons He Fucking Sent It Last Night Aye
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A new report has emerged this morning claiming that Kieran Wilson went 'full send' last night.
That allegation stems from the mouth of the...
NRL Player Manages To Polish Off A Bag Without Sending Any Pictures Or Videos To His Mates
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
In some breaking news out of the Harbour City of Sydney, a professional Rugby League player has managed to give it a bit...
Hit 2000s TV Show Wipeout To Return For One-Off Stock Exchange Special
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
In exciting news for gameshow TV fans, the incredibly popular Wipeout is set to return to screens across the country.
The new one-off...
NSW Government Tries To Rebrand Sydney As A Tourism Hotspot By Painting Ibises Flamingo Pink
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Following the finds that the Sydney lock-out laws have all but fucked the city's nightlife and reputation as an international city, NSW Premier...
Physio Hasn’t Got A Chip On Her Shoulder About Not Getting Into Medicine, So Just Drop It
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A local physiotherapist has issued a public declaration today.
The 26-year-old health professional name Laura Jane has asked everyone to 'stop fucking asking...
City2Surf Gives Bondi Residents Actual Reason To Rock PE Nation
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
While the nation’s charity organisations were looking forward to Sunday’s City 2 Surf, there’s another large group of people whose eagerness almost outweighed...
Spectacular Drunken Argument Topped Off By Silent Mate Staring Into Oblivion
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
The Flight Path District played scene to a drunken argument between friends earlier this week that made up in decibels what it lacked...
Local Woman Informs World That She Now Has A Disposable Income With Dyson Purchase
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A Betoota Heights woman has let the world at large know that she's now living very comfortably.
Ashley Wilson informed everyone of the...
Simmons Allowed Into Crown After Returning With Chinese Passport, Permission Slip From Dutton
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Crown Casino has finally allowed Australian basketball superstar Ben Simmons into their venue today, days after he claimed to have been racially profiled...
19-Year-Old Returning From 6 Week European Contiki Pretty Much An Alcoholic Now Haha
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A local Betoota Heights man returning from Europe named Tony Williams has confirmed that he is, in fact, effectively a full-blown alcoholic now....
