Pauline Wants To Know Who This Billy Wheeler Bloke Is And Why His Family is Getting Deported
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After finally calming down from a big week preparing herself to climb Uluru, before getting too scared to continue climbing Uluru, Pauline Hanson...
Unemployed White Man Who Sends His Kids To School With 1.25L Bottles Of Coke And Punches On At The RSL On ANZAC Day Faces No Government Pushback Over Plans...
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Local deregistered cab-driver and former harness-racing promoter Logan Titmus has today decided it might be time for a tree-change, after successfully getting himself...
Tax-Payer Weighs Up Leaving Tamil Kids In Biloela Or Spending $10m On Plane Trips And Guards
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As the Home Affairs Minister continues to pinball the traumatised young Tamil family from Biloela right around the country, the amount of money...
Google Maps Betrays Country Mum In Big Smoke Yet Again
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Self proclaimed and country mum Marge Dunkley (56) found herself yet again at the mercy of her digital adversary in a car trip...
Dutton Sends Clear Message To Anyone Thinking Of Learning English And Assimilating In The Bush
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Home Affairs Minister and failed Australian Prime Minister, Peter Dutton, has today made a point of flexing in his rapidly shrinking cabinet position,...
Motivational Workshop Host Gets Aroused Opening Fresh Packs Of Highlighters And Flip Charts
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Employees were shocked today after the man running their motivational workshop developed an erection while tearing the plastic off a brand-new packet of...
Girlfriend Really Backs Her Newest Candle Purchase
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Despite having over 20 unused scented candles sitting around her apartment, Candice Border is standing by her most recent purchase – a $92...
Shorten Briefly Takes Off Face Mask To Also Dismiss Accusations Of Chinese Influence Over ALP
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Former leader of the Labor Party, Bill Shorten MP, has today shown how dedicated he is to denying accusations that the ALP is...
Local Hipster Student Levels Up With New Anti-Tarantino Rant
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If you think Tarantino is a good director, then you’re an uneducated fuckhead, according to Bethany Montgomery - a self-proclaimed movie expert who’s...
Local Woman Ordering English Breakfast Waits Patiently To Be Asked Why She Doesn’t Drink Coffee
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With leathery and floral hints, and only half the caffeine of a cup of coffee, ordering a cup of tea instead of a...
