Bloke Referring To Triple J As ‘The Js’ Not Fucking Around
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
11 am at the Betoota Railway Tavern beer garden on a Thursday you are likely to find local doesn’t-have-to-work guy Phil Crumb (43)...
Mate Finishes Phone Call Without A Goodbye Like He’s James Bond Or Something
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Local phone user Ashely Field is suspicious her busy friend might actually be a secret agent after they ended a phone call without...
Chinese Liberal MP With Close Ties To Chinese Spy Agencies Might Be A Bit Suss, Says Racists
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
For the first time since Josh Frydenberg's citizenship status was brought into question during the 2017 Australian parliamentary eligibility crisis, the Liberal Party...
Local Dad Carefully Rations Out Mint Slices Like Soviet Food Coupons
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local dad, Clive Gasnier (55) isn't fucking around when it comes to his treasured mint slices.
That means, one is enough for you, and...
Cash Only Cafe Files Reasonably Punctual And Accurate Tax Statement
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A local small Italian Cafe/Restaurant in Betoota's French Quarter has shocked the ATO today.
Barely two months since the end of the financial...
Vegan Protestors Step Up The Activism By Storming Pubs And Chaining Themselves To Buck Hunter
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Vegan protestors have caused havoc around the country again this afternoon.
Pubs across the nation are currently in crisis mode after a number...
Concerning Report Finds Australian Kids Now On Par With Irish Lollipop Ladies For Screen Time
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A majority of Australian children are spending more than the recommended daily limit for screen time, that's according to a new report by...
Distinction Average Student Underplays Nerdy Home Life By Claiming She Definitely Failed Exam
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A young university student named Ashley White who still lives at home with her parents and doesn't work has made an interesting claim...
PornHub Reports Huge Spike In Searches For ‘Fluming’
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
It’s only been a few days since Flume’s rear end rumble went viral, however we are already seeing a number of interesting learnings come...
Disgusting Video Emerges Of Flume Eating A Fillet-O-Fish
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
Australian DJ Flume has shocked fans for the second time in a week, after a new controversial video emerged.
Video footage has emerged...
