Sydney Apartment Owners Advised To Keep A Few Acrow-Props In The Cupboard Just In Case
FRANKIE DeGROOT | NSW | CONTACT
Acrow-prop sales in NSW have soared by 20% following recommendations from the SES that having a few of the popular support posts on...
School Kid Chucking A Sickie Becomes Well Acquainted With New York City’s Small Claims Courts
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
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TV Australia today released their 2019 census on the everyday Aussie’s viewing
habits. Though most of the data suggests a strong preference for shows...
Bilingual Teenager With Scientific Understanding Of Atmospheric Physics Apparently An Idiot
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
An internationally recognised 16-year-old Swede who is fluent in several languages and responsible for a rapidly changing global consensus towards climatology, is an...
Greta Wins Over Australian Media By Yelling Racist Taunts While Wearing Collingwood Scarf
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
US President Donald has taken a subtle jab at Swedish student activist, Greta Thunberg, just hours after her deeply emotional address to world...
Nation More Interested In How The Liberals Have Managed To Find 2 Women Under 80 Named Gladys
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
Between attempted leadership spills and an alleged Chinese spy in the midst, the two Gladys’ in the Liberal Party are in a bit...
Murdoch Sends Staff To Wet ‘n’ Wild For The Day To Avoid Accidentally Covering Climate Strikes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Reporters for working for Australia's biggest media monoply have today been treated to an afternoon at Wet 'n' Wild, as their bosses fight...
Facebook Porn Bot’s Only Mutual Friend Surprisingly The Horniest Bloke In Social Circle
TRACEY BENDINGER | Social Nuances | Contact
As everyone with half a brain knows, you just don’t accept follow or friend requests from hot chicks on social media. Not...
Labor Says PM’s Dodgy Links To China Is Especially Worrying If No One Is Getting Paid
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Labor Party have today come out in criticism of the Morrison government for giving away favours and sensitive political information to a...
Bushfire Update: Emergency Services Set Up Safe Zone For Torching Over-Insured Motor Vehicles
FRANKIE DeGROOT | NSW | CONTACT
As bushfire season heats up, firefighters are taking no chances to prevent the infernos of previous years, even though the initial signs point...
Barnaby Joyce Found To Be One Of Very Few Pro-Life Protestors To Not Struggle Getting A Root
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Recently vocal pro-life campaigner former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce appears to be the only anti-abortion advocate who likes to have sex for...
