NRL Off-Season Officially Kicks Off With 300 Haymakers Outside Balinese Nightclub
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After what seemed like an eternity, the NRL Off-Season is finally here.
Following up from last year's biggest-ever Off-Season, this year's has finally...
Boss With House Full Of Teenage Girls Knows Way More About The Bachelorette Than He’s Letting On
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54-year-old Steven Francis has today alerted some of his colleagues to the fact that he is far more clued into reality TV than...
Middle Aged Divorcee Now Says “Ciao”
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A local father of 3 kids who's just finished up finalising his second marriage, has begun trialling a new word.
Bryan Watson, who...
Inner-City Leftie Vows To Join Rebellion After His 5000-Words On Why The Joker Is Problematic
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As the Extinction Rebellion kicks into day-three in capital cities around Australia, the nation's online purveyors of identity politics say that the cause...
QLD Labor Pass Laws To Arrest Protestors, Like Sir Joh Did To Them, When They Were Lefties
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Photo taken at UQ's 4ZZZ protest by Michael Aird
The Queensland Labor Party have this week completed the full turn-around from a progressive movement...
Roosters Bolster Squad With Trbojevic Brothers, Munster, Papalli, Wighton And Ponga Signings
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Concerns about a premiership hangover for the Sydney Roosters have all but been alleviated today.
Some in the media had already begun raising...
Ricky Stuart: I Just Want Milk That Tastes Like Real Milk
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After giving a measured and gracious post-match press conference, Canberra Raiders coach Ricky Stuart has opened up on last night's loss today.
The...
Canberra Currently Full Canberra
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The capital of Australia is currently getting full Canberra right now it can be confirmed.
Get the lowdown on tonights' big dance here:
This comes as the Canberra Raiders get set to...
Impending Recession To Be Solved By Offering No Policies And Awkwardly Sucking Up To America
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In good news for nervous Australians, it can be confirmed today that the impending recession shouldn't be too much of an issue.
This...
NRL Provides Hazmat Decontamination Tent For The Dally Ms Anti-Vax Table
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The NRL was on show last night as the stars of the rugby league, from players to coaches to partners hit the red...
