Young Liberal Staffer Spends $14k Of Charity Funds On Off-The-Rack Tarocash Suits
24 August, 2016. 14:20
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A young Liberal who is managing Christine Forster's campaign to become Sydney's next Lord Mayor had to repay almost $14,000 to his former charity employer after it was discovered he had blown the money on personal expenses through the organisation's credit card.
Mitchell Price, who is also a senior adviser to Coogee MP...
Cool mum learns how to Harambe shitpost
24 August, 2016. 11:34
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SHE'S NEW TO THE WORLD of social media, but Wanda DeFoe is an old hand at shitposting.
The 61-year-old follows her children on Instagram and sometimes they accidently send her something on Snapchat they probably shouldn't have. When they were in school, her children didn't have to ask her to pull up...
Premier Mike Baird Describes Sam Neill As A Blashphemous Hippy Who Believes In Dinosaurs
19 August, 2016. 09:40
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Three days after Hollywood superstar Sam Neill slammed the NSW government’s “deeply regrettable” decisions to impose nightlife lock-out laws, Premier Mike Baird has responded with a vitriolic attack on the Jurassic Park actor's "moral fibre".
Speaking to NOVA radio in Sydney this morning, Baird fired back at Neill's claims.
"I think it's very rich...
Victorian Premier Hums Cypress Hill While Inspecting First Crop Of Legal Cannabis
16 August, 2016. 17:40
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Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews has been videotaped humming along Cypress Hill's 'Hits From The Bong' while inspecting the first crop of medicinal cannabis in a secret facility.
The footage, which is the first time Premier Andrews has been 'officially' filmed alongside hydroponic kush since the 1970s, comes as the state’s first chair of...
Sydney Girl Still Wearing City2Surf Bib At Work In Case Coworkers Didn’t Know How Fit She Is
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Sydney woman, Clover O'Farrell (42), is still wearing her Sun-Herald City2Surf bib despite the fact that she crossed the finish line over 24 hours ago.
The City2Surf is a popular road running event held annually in Sydney, Australia covering a 14 kilometres course. The event is a presented as a fundraiser for charity as well as a...
#MakeBetootaGreatAgain Goes Viral As Thousands Vow To List Betoota As Hometown In Census
2 August, 2016 12:35
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Thousands of media-hungry, physically attractive and well-mannered Australian adults have today vowed to list Betoota, QLD as their hometown in the upcoming August 9th Census.
In a show of national unity. The Betoota Advocate has today been informed by droves of readers that the once booming inland port of Betoota will now be listed as one of the...
Kitty Chiller unveils new personal protection rifles ahead of Rio Olympics
26 July, 2016. 10:56
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IN LIGHT OF RECENT SECURITY concerns ahead of the Rio Olympic Games, Australian Chef de Mission Kitty Chiller has unveiled the self-loading rifles that each of our Olympic heroes will be required to carry at all times when outside the athletes' village.
After a Kiwi olympian was robbed at gunpoint over the...
NT Government Vows To Stamp Out Leaked Cases Of Child Abuse In Correctional Facilities
25 July, 2016 16:45
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The Northern Territory Government has today announced plans to stamp out as many cases of videotaped child abuse within correctional facilities as possibly, shortly after sacking Corrections Minister John Elferink in the wake of the damning ABC Four Corners report into the mistreatment of teenage prisoners.
In response to the comments made by, the CEO of...
Female law graduate receives Windex to clean the glass ceiling
25 July, 2016. 14:45
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WIPING AWAY THE TEARS as their daughter graduates at the top of her class, parents Bill and Amanda Batten-Shein couldn't be prouder watching Katie (23) shake hands with the Dean, who handed over her Bachelor of Laws and a bottle of Windex as they posed for the camera.
"She's finally done it,"...
Guardian Reporters Trying Their Best Not To Acknowledge That Trump Is Going To Win This Thing
22 July, 2016 14:45
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Following both the Republican and Democratic Conventions, as well as the recent DNC wikileaks emails, political reporters from The Guardian are now trying their very best to cover the US Presidential election without acknowledging the fact that Donald Trump is almost a sure bet to win this thing.
Speaking to the Betoota Advocate today, former...
