Local Woman Resents Fact That She Somehow Looks Most Attractive Right Before Shower
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Local woman, Alyssa Thompson has been looking like shit all day. Or at least, that’s what she thinks.
If it’s not for her thin...
Anna Asks For A Refund On That 8 Million Bucks
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The Premier of Queensland has today asked to speak to the manager at the NRL.
Annastacia Palaszczuk has formally asked Peter V'Landys for...
“I’d Give The Loo A Minute,” Says Dad Barely Concealing His Pride
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A forensic team was nearly called to the bathroom of a Betoota Heights home today after family patriarch Reginald Cloones (54) absolutely devastated...
Government Considers Using Scam Emails To Trick Boomers Into Getting The Jab
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With only 2% of Australian adults fully jabbed up against COVID-19, the federal government has considered some drastic action to convince Aussies over...
NSW Origin Squad Divided Over Whether Country Music Or Drill Rap Should Be Playing On The Bus
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NSW Coach Brad 'Freddy' Fittler is facing an early headache this week after a deep rift has emerged during the first week of...
Millennial Can’t Afford Home After Spending All Their Money Bailing Out Gerry Harvey
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In a story that now seems as old as time and Benji Marshall, local Millennial Matilda O’Neil (31) can’t afford to buy a...
Oh No: Best Man’s Speech Got Enough Laughs For Him To Actually Give Stand-Up A Whirl
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Local best man Jake Star (33) has received a potentially life changing confidence boost as wedding reception attendees actually laughed at his jokes...
Regional Dad Offers Monosyllabic Words Of Approval To Daughter’s New Outfits
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A regional dad has had to press mute on the footy he was watching, to offer some words of approval to his daughter’s...
“Yeah I’ve Got The AstraZeneca, Just Leaving Mine Now” Scotty Texts Victoria, From The Shower
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Victorians are back in lockdown today, after four more community transmissions were picked up overnight, bringing the state's official number of active cases...
QLD Government Purchases 100 Old Nokia Batteries To Sure Up State’s Electricity Supply
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The Queensland Government has today announced it's strongest commitment yet to future proofing the state's energy supply.
Following the explosion and 'catastrophic failure'...
