Motormouth Boyfriend Thinks Most Interesting Aspect Of Movie Is Where He’s Seen Actors Before
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A local boyfriend has this week managed to ruin a movie by becoming a human IMDB.
Leslie Wilson had been trying to...
Intern Patiently Waits Until 5:05 To Pack Up Desk So They Don’t Look Too Eager To Leave
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A local journalism student has recently learnt the hard way that nobody really gives a crap about funding the arts.
Three years ago, a...
Report: 90% Of Crusty White Dogs Named Either Molly Or Coco
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A new survey has confirmed that 90% of crusty white dogs are named either Molly or Coco, it’s reported.
Characterised by their matted white...
Local Man Saves Turtle From Having Straw Pulled Out Of Its Nose By Finding A Bin
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A heroic local man has today done his bit to save a big old sea turtle from the worst of humanity.
After enjoying a...
Report Finds Extension Cord Either 20 Centimetres Too Short Or 20 Metres Too Long
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
Over 95% of the extension cords in Australia are either slightly too short or wildly oversized, according to a new report.
The report, “Too...
Promising Denim Jacket Ruined By Bejewelled Butterfly Pattern On Back
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A woman’s quest to get a nice jacket has today been thwarted by every single outlet, who all seem hellbent on pushing out...
Report: 90% Of Business Students Recent School Leavers Whose Parents Forced Them To Go To Uni
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A new survey suggests that up to 90% of business students are 17-year-olds that don’t know what they’re doing.
The study is alleged to...
Man Who Just Sank $300 Into Pokies Thrills Mates With Tale of Incredible $60 Feature
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
A night out at the Betoota RSL, or “Bowlo” as the locals call it after a nick-naming mixup, has ended in triumph for...
Conservationists Update Local Fish Diet To Include Carelessly Tossed Ciggies
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
As our natural environment changes around us, so do the plants and animals that also call this big spinning rock home.
While evolution often...
PM: “Good Thing I Acknowledged Tel Aviv As Capital When I Did”
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
As the ongoing violence in Gaza continues, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has finally weighed in.
“In some countries, these demonstrations are met with...
