Study: 9 In 10 Kick-Ons Cease To Be Fun As Sun Comes Up
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A South Betootanese 47-year-old volunteered the use of his mid-50s Californian bungalow to a group of mates last night after...
Rugby Fans Sitting In General Admission Very Careful To Not Get RMs Dirty
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Several rugby fans that were forced to sit in the Remienko Memorial Stadium's General Admission area, after missing out...
Strawberry Blonde Tired Of Being Lumped In With The Filthy Rangas
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
After being teased relentlessly all through primary school about his 'auburn' hair, a local strawberry blonde has lashed out...
Passive Aggressive Note On Office Fridge May As Well Have Just Named The Bloke
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A seemingly-lighthearted but oddly specific note left on the office fridge is pretty much only directed at one employee, it has been...
Quality Of Italian Restaurant Measured By Amount Of Comic Sans In Menu
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A popular Italian diner in East Betoota has defended their use of the controversial Comic Sans font in their...
Locals Get Postcode Tattoos As Permanent Reminder Of How Boring Their Beachside Community Is
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A bunch of blokes from a low-key, retirement town, are desperately trying to emulate the surf-gang culture made popular by the 2007...
Local Pub Burns Down Despite Not Being Heritage-Listed And Still Making Heaps Of Money
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Firefighters have been left reeling today after a pub that was doing pretty well in terms of money, burnt to the ground...
Local Man Rejects Toxic Stereotypes By Cracking Open A Warm One With Female Friends
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Local bloke, Andy Madden, has shocked everyone today by cracking open a room-temperature bottle of red wine and sharing it with some...
Rebel Wilson claims articles were against the law, Mabo, the vibe and, no that’s it, the vibe
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Rebel Wilson has revealed that the alleged defamatory articles written by gossip magazines that claim she was a 'serial liar' have breached the...
Drunk Men At Back Of The Restaurant Must Be On Some Good Coin Judging By The Crownies
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FLASHBACK: September 10, 2001
Six business partners have clinked their crownies together in celebration of their recent numbers.
The pre-internet surf...
