Young Lady Singing In Car Quietly Wonders To Herself If She’s Got What It Takes
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Author Stephen King once said that people often get into writing because they think they can write better than...
Barman Eyeing Off Meat Tray In Cool Room Left Behind By Wasted Bloke Who Won It
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A universally disliked and unscrupulous local builder won the gourmet meat tray this afternoon at the Betoota Dolphins Leagues Club, whereupon being called...
Elderly Woman Apologises Profusely For Accidentally Crashing Someone Else’s Photo
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Dale Henry was all set to take a photo of his wife Jane alongside her new car when they were interrupted...
‘Make Houses Cheaper!’ Says Gen Y Who Just Bought A $1400 Hooded Jumper
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A self-indulgent 28-year-old advertising account manager has lashed out at every form of government this afternoon from a South Bondi cafe, saying that...
Former High School Classmates Locked In Conversation Neither Of Them Wanted
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Though it's been nearly a decade since Sam Willhelm first raised his eyebrows and smiled at Dave Mulholland as...
First Home Buyer Hospitalised With Avocado Deficiency
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After buying when the market is at its highest and the interest rates are at their lowest, a Betoota...
Gay Mate Handling Tuesday Pretty Well
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A gay co-worker has alluded to having a few drinks over the weekend, but there is definitely more to the story than...
Smartarse In Townsville Pub Edging Dangerously Close To Table Of Army Boys
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An absolute pest in a North Queensland pub is managing to be a pest to everyone except the blokes that could really...
Neighbourhood Drug Dealer Unnecessarily Hostile Towards His Customers
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Even though he is by far the most intimidating person that most of his clients come in contact with...
Man Who Haggles Down 3am Handjobs In Bali Slums Disgusted He Might’ve Eaten Dog
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A man who has essentially been living like an animal for the last fortnight can't believe the desitute street vendors...
