Regional DJ Breaks With Tradition And Ends Night With Song Other Than ‘Khe Sahn’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
In a shock to party goers and regulars alike, a local DJ ended the night last at the Betoota...
Local Girl Increasingly Nervous She’ll Never Feel Normal Emotions Again After Splendour
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Lil has always understood that Tuesday is the worst, but final, day of a bender come down.
After a Flume concert at the Gold...
Palaszczuk Says Coral Bleaching Low On List Of Priorities After Rise Of Graffiti In Brisbane
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Queensland Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk has today declared the catastrophic damage being caused to the Great Barrier Reef by coal mining is nothing compared...
Man Visibly Suffering From Advanced Gingivitis Says Salad Doesn’t Belong At Barbecues
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Though Kevin Daniels is currently in his salad days, that doesn't apply to his culinary preferences.
The husky 28-year-old landscaper...
Half-Hearted Pokie Player Using Bottom Of Schooner To Tap Button While Standing
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A bloke who is obviously waiting for someone to meet him at the pub is half-heartedly blowing a fair bit of coin on...
We watched George R. R. Martin’s confronting sex scene GoT cameo so you don’t have to
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact
Viewer beware!
The rumours are true. Author of the popular book-series-come-popular-television-series George R. R. Martin confirmed today that he gets his man cans,...
Tradesman Laughed Out Of Trendy Local Cafe For Ordering An ‘Expresso’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A popular local builder has been mocked and humiliated by an uppity barista at a trendy cafe in Betoota's...
Local Woman Tells Gay Friend He’s A Perfect Match For The Only Other Gay Guy She Knows
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A Betoota woman has today realised that the only two gay men that she knows would be a great match.
Holly's close work friend,...
Self-Described Pool Shark Asks For The Third Time If He’s Bigs Or Smalls
DENISE COLEMAN | Local News | Contact
The John Oxley Pool Hall in West Betoota attracts the brightest lights in the amateur pool circuit that's...
Bloke Who Only Smokes When He Drinks Lights Up Because He’s About To Start Drinking
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Local electrician Ben Simpson has just purchased a packet of cigarettes, resigning himself to what will occur tonight.
“Yeah I only smoke when I...
