Curvy bloke’s new career as a social media influencer off to a slow start
ANGELA RUSCOE | Social Media | Contact
A local larger-than-life character has spoken of the trials and tribulations of becoming a social media influencer this afternoon over...
Boyfriend Demands Praise For Demonstrating Basic Life Skills
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local man has today requested that his girlfriend either congratulate him or cuddle him for how well he has managed to clean...
ISIS claim responsibility for local sushi train derailment
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Popular Middle Eastern terror organisation ISIS has taken to social media this morning to put their hand up and...
Man Breaks In Wild Clothes Horse Like That Bloke From The Snowy
DYLAN FEINGOLD | Homewares | Contact
Approaching the cheap K-Mart clothes horse with the patience and control of the most seasoned cowboy, Sam Madden carefully...
Crusty Bar Of Soap Left In Motel Shower Should Be Fine To Use After A Bit Of A Rinse
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The well-travelled bar of soap left in the shower of communal change rooms won't kill you, if you can get it under a...
Dan Sultan Records New Song On Looped Backing Track Of Johnathan Thurston’s Laugh
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Ahead of his upcoming national tour in September, iconic singer-songwriter Dan Sultan has today revealed a 'secret track' on his new studio album,...
Skateboarder Incapable Of Looking Cool While Transitioning From Street To Footpath
MARKUS VENUTI | Culture | CONTACT
Newtown local and self-proclaimed shredder, Derek Menzies, was last seen dodging his way through unsuspecting pedestrians down south King street before stopping...
Patron Tells Bartender How To Do Job Because He Used To Be A Bartender Once
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Most bartenders dream of the day when they can finally be the person on the other side of the...
Man Promises Sri Lankan Bloke From Television That He’ll Try His Fancy Tea
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Just as Gavin McCarthy was about to turn in for the night and turn the television off, he was...
FM Radio Stations Keep Close Eye On The Bachelor For Sexy Mid-Range Bogans That Can Talk Good
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
An undisclosed number of middle-managers and senior executives at radio giant Southern Cross Austereo are so far suitably impressed with the potential...
