Half-Pissed Bloke At Pub Withdraws $300 For Some Cheap Headphones
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A boozy Adelaide man has made the executive decision to withdraw $300 from a nearby ATM, just in case he and the...
Report: 95% Of All Boomerang Videos Involve Pouting Women Raising Glasses
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A recent report by Instagram has found the 95% of all looped videos created by their splinter-app, Boomerang, are actually just of...
“I Know You Saw My Text Like 33 Minutes Ago But It’s Not Like It’s A Big Deal Or Anything”
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A local woman is very well aware that she isn't number one priority, after closely monitoring her phone activity since she first saw...
Mother’s Day Crisis: Why Do You Show Up To Every Family Event Hungover?
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Kelly Copeland says she can't help being the life of the party, it's a rare honour that she takes...
Report: Pushing Drunk Mate Into Somebody’s Nice Hedge Is Hilarious
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A recent report by the CSIRO has found that the height of one-off, situational drunken comedy comes from shoulder charging a friend...
Sydney Stockbroker Relieved That #BanTheBag Petition Isn’t What He Thought It Was
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Double Bay-based Stockbroker Joseph Gilling is very glad that his initial interpretation of the #BanTheBag petition wasn't correct.
The 32-year-old...
Darker Autumn Afternoons Definitely A Good Enough Reason To Justify Not Going To The Gym
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The fact that it's already dark at knock-off is a perfectly good excuse to not exercise on this Monday...
Wet Bus Seat Ruins Day
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A peaceful Saturday morning bus ride into Betoota's French Quarter this morning was ruined for one man after sitting...
Local Girl Makes Intentions Very Clear By Liking Bachelor’s Profile Photo From 6 Months Ago
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Local woman, Sal Melville (23) has made the bold play of liking a local hunk's display picture from 6 months ago.
Even though...
Study Confirms ‘Wanderlust’ Loosely Translates To ‘Crippling Credit Card Debt’
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Australia's peak scientific body confirmed today that the Millennial generation's fourth favourite word, wanderlust, is loosely translated from the Middle...
