Sparky Asks Chippy If He’s Got Much Work On At The Moment
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Advocate can reveal today that a local tradesman has taken time out of his busy afternoon to ask...
“Surely She’d Be Done By Now” Says Increasingly Drunk Mates Surrounding Spit Roast
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A large group of blokes that have spent the last two and half hours hovering around the lamb spit aren't certain, but...
Local Hero Plans To Eat Red Meat Tomorrow And Make Sure Everyone Knows About It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A North Betootanese father-of-four revealed to The Advocate today from the deck of his Daroo St Queenslander that he's...
Bloke Drinking Water Out Of Protein Shaker Definitely Works Out Heaps Aye
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A coworker with a big stature is apparently a gym junkie, it has been confirmed.
While holding the reigns to a white collar...
Electro DJ Pioneers Entirely New Music Genre Without Releasing A Song
LEROY PERCIVAL | Central-Coast Queensland Folk-Rock Editor | CONTACT
Local producer Cooper Campese, who claims to have invented the EDM sub-genre 'Goose Step' on his Instagram bio,...
Pub Patron Given Unnecessary Amount Of Shit For Having Coaster Stuck To His Schooner
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Patrons at Betoota's Lord Kidman Hotel stood in awe this afternoon as a local concreter, Rick (29), obliviously drank from a schooner glass with...
Facebook Feels Man Should Be Notified Of Former Classmate’s Birthday
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Lewis Pynchon took the time this morning to thank Facebook for letting him know that it's Stan McCarthy's birthday...
Motorist Relishes In Opportunity To Blow Horn At Other Motorists Who Mildly Inconvenience Him
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
As Theo Delonghi pulled up to the intersection of Boyd and Longhurst in Betoota's Old City district, he noticed that he was about...
Local Weapon Desperately Tries To Keep Silly Season Alive With Fourth Message To Group Chat Suggesting Friday Beers
SCOOTER WILSON | Fridays | Contact
Coming to the end of a relatively short week, with his boss away on business and only one meeting to...
Afternoon Storm Somehow Good Enough Reason To Have A Few
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The fact that it is about to rain quite heavily is a good enough reason to go to the pub, it has been...
