CSIRO Finds Global Warming Failing To Remove Ice From Regional Australia
20 March, 2017. 14:23
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Australia's peak scientific body has concluded this morning, after a decade-long study, that the rising global...
In-Flight Entertainment Only Offering Final Few Episodes Of 5th Season Of Random US Sitcom
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THE in-flight entertainment options on a domestic flight are limited to later seasons in obscure TV shows, it has been...
Weird Fast Food Franchise Only Exists In Domestic Airports
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A weird fast food chain that looks familiar, but isn't, has spent the last twenty years only existing inside...
The Private School Gap-Year Pastoral Company Welcomes New Jackaroos
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After acquiring Mount Munrow Station from the E.H. Pearson Cattle Company late last year, The Private School Gap-Year Pastoral...
Scotsman moving back home pops his sunnies and swimmers in a Vinnies Bin
8 March, 2017. 12:23
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Having done his visa-extending time on a North Queensland banana farm this time last year, Connor...
Recently-Single Local Girl Comes Steaming Back Into Newsfeed With Her Jacked Personal Trainer
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After only six weeks back in the game, a local ex-girlfriend has recently bombarded social media with photographic evidence of her new...
Armidale Declares Betoota Bitter Best Thing To Happen To Their Town Since Dean Widders
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The mayor of Armidale in in New South Wales' north-west has today declared that Betoota Bitter is the best thing to happen to...
Bloke in motorsport team shirt asked if he’s lost after walking into art gallery
3 March, 2017. 17:45
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After getting another rinsing from his wife about wasting money, a local coal seam gas worker walked into...
Mate Brings His Coworker To Pub And Fucks Up The Jugs-To-Boy Ratio
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After twisting their arms, Glenn Kruger finally got the boys to change the post-work drinking venue to the newly...
Dinner Ruined After Lunchtime Party Pie Burns Living Shit Out Of Mouth
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An ordinary day on the tools has turned sour for one West Betootanese carpenter after an innocent lunchtime party...
