Report: Girlfriend’s Group Chat Is Pretty Full On
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Katie, a mild mannered local PR account director is actually an absolute sex pest when it comes to the deep dark archives of her...
Apple Asks Customers To Avoid Discussing The Outside World With Genius Bar Staff
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A recent report from the Australian Consumer Advocacy Group, CHOICE, has found that the average Apple genius bar employee is unable to...
Uber Passenger Launches Into The Same Boring How Long Ya Been Doing This Shit
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Uber passenger, Mark Madden has just jumped straight into the same fucking conversation he's had twice a week for the last three...
Toasted Sandwich Filling ‘Can Melt Steel’ According To Government Study
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A week-long study into toasted sandwich filling conducted by Australia's peak scientific body has concluded that the molten food...
Bloke Who Went Fishing For First Time Last Week Says His New Nano PX 762 Is Best Rod Out
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A bloke who went fishing last weekend, for the first time since his childhood, is now really a fishing guy, it has...
Local Woman Still Not That Interesting Even After Getting A Wrist Tattoo
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A local woman finds that people still deem her uninteresting despite having just gotten a wrist tattoo.
Evelyn Mitchells, 24, currently...
Despite Swimming In Credit Card Debt, Local Student Casually Starts Planning Next Holiday
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With the memories of New York in fall still fresh in her heart, a South Betootanese occupational therapy student has...
Rural Teenager Enjoying That Brief Phase Of Adolescence That Isn’t Devastated By Ice
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Rural, but town-based, teenager Leon Needham (14) is really enjoying life at the moment.
He's got a girlfriend, playing A's...
LOVE IS NOT DEAD: Local Romeo Lets His Partner Rip The Foil Off New Milo Tin
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Keen to make up for his many faults and personality defects, a North Betoota carpet layer has broken with...
Yuppies Queue Outside Trendy Bakery For A Loaf Of Bread Like It’s Communist Russia
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Despite the oppressive desert heat and sheer expense, a number of local young professionals have spent the morning queuing...
