“This Magic Button Makes It OK For Me To Double Park Like A Complete Fuckhead”
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Pulling up outside his favourite sandwich shop in South Betoota, Graham Frogberk is of the opinion that if you...
Bill Shorten attempts to cultivate new ‘bad boy’ image by wearing Bailey Nelsons inside parliament
9 February, 2016. 15:23
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The leader of the Opposition has shrugged off a number of personal attacks from the Prime...
Tongue Simply Not Capable Of Dislodging Food Caught Between Teeth
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For 23 year old Hailey Gibbs, today has a been one tenacious struggle with a singular piece of meat lodged between two...
Radicalised Neo-Nazi Preparing To Commit Act Of Poor Mental Health
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Local Neo-Nazi, Chuck Hindenberg (17), has been radicalised to the point where he is toying with the idea of buying a gun...
Local Artist Doesn’t Care About Winning Prizes, Or Making Money, Or His Crippling HECS
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Local artist, Richie Benowski (29) says he didn't spend eight years at art school to have to dignify your basic human understanding...
Poor Contribution To Group Chat Followed By 3 Hours Of Silence, Change Of Subject
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A group chat of over 20 members has been compromised, after one contributor threw a pathetic couple messages into what is usually a free-flowing...
POLL: On A Scale Of 1 To Schoolteacher, How Much Do You ‘Need’ This Long Weekend
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Easter long weekend!
That means primary school teachers finally get a hard earned break.
Of course you would know this if you have even...
Cootamundra Not Happy With President Trump For Hijacking ‘The Don’ Nickname
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The 'ropeable' people of Cootamundra in NSW's Central-South-West have demanded all media outlets stop grossly misusing the nickname 'The...
Mum Feeling More Powerful Than God After Son Crumbles To Her Pleas For A Decent Haircut
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Without explicitly saying anything negative, your mum has just indicated that your new haircut is shit but exactly what...
Local Islander’s Mum Would Be Ashamed Of The Language He Uses Around The Palagis
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The behaviour expected from someone who grew up in a strict South-Brisbane household doesn't often go hand in hand with...
