Hopeless Moron Loses Fourth Pair Of Sunglasses This Summer
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Waking up late on Sunday morning with the smell of sin still fresh on his breath, Troy Liston noticed...
Pub Patron Experiences Traumatic ‘Phantom Buzzing’ While Waiting For Counter Meal
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A new government study into anticipatory salivation has found that at least 70% of people who eat dinner or lunch...
“Does Anyone Have A Samsung Charger?” Says Ambitious Bloke At House Party
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An ambitious bloke, that you don't really know that well, wants to know how well you know the actual occupants of the...
Lads Roll Back Into ‘God’s Country’ For Christmas Break
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Fresh from trolley polling some boys from the next town up the coast, a group of mates have rolled...
Account Manager Literally Fucking Dies After Skipping Morning Coffee
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A 24-year-old public relations professional who was discovered unresponsive by coworkers shortly before 9 am has tragically passed away...
Schooner Now At Point Where Mates Expect You To Finish It In One Big Sip And Get Another Round
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The ice cold, delicious schooner you bought five minutes ago is now at the capacity where you could finish it in one...
Tradie Laughed Off Worksite After Buying An Automatic Ute
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Locked out of the Yeppoon real estate market, a local tradesman has decided to treat himself the only way...
Inside One Nation’s Very Organised And Superbly Structured Candidate Vetting Process
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Following the dismissal of One Nation's candidate for the Queensland seat of Bundamba in the upcoming state election - the leaders of One...
Local Mum Under Impression She Also Gave Birth To Family Labrador
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Local mum, Annabelle Illet, has been suggesting that her newborn son and 4-year-old labrador are blood related, it has been confirmed through...
Idol Winner Casey Donavon Allegedly Racing For Pink Slips In Back Blocks Of Tamworth
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13-years after Casey Donovan took out the second season of Australian Idol, the 28-year-old performer has taken on a new job that makes the...
