Mum Already Prepares ‘Secret Spice’ For Turkey Stuffing To Prevent Christmas Day Arguments
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Linda McGrady's family is rarely unified on anything, but one thing they all can agree on is that she...
Morrissey’s Depressing Christmas Resonates With People Who Hate This Time Of Year
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Featuring a number of tracks re-recorded for Christmas, British singer Morrissey has released a special holiday album just in...
Corporate Woman Adds Spice To Life By Only Dating Emotionally Stunted Degenerates
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A professional woman from a gentrified inner-city suburb has revealed she adds excitement to her life by dating emotionally stunted men,...
Country Boy Looking Forward To Another January Spent Getting Dumped In The Surf At Mooloolaba
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THOUGH HE RECEIVED A life ban from Fridays last year, one Yaraka man has thrown caution to the wind...
Former Crypto Genius Returns To Begging Dad To Invest In His New App Idea
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A recent survey of Gen-Y Australians has found that anyone who is currently 'working on an app' but have no real timeline of...
Ex-Private School Boys Vow To Never Snitch After Out-Of-Control Mate Smashes Letterbox
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While talking to each other as though they run an African-American criminal organisation in South Baltimore, four-to-five ex private school boys, aged between...
Local Dad Begins Annual Christmas Diet, Replaces Water With Eggnogg
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Local Dad, Antony Gardner (68) doesn't think December 7 is too early to be firing up the egg nogg.
Like many dad's around the...
13 Easy Christmas Gifts To Buy An Adult Son Who Still Needs To Be Reminded To Shower
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It’s Christmas again. A time to really impress your family members with how well you are doing in life. This, of course, is...
Local Sociopath Enjoys Peeling Men Off ‘My Family’ Stickers To Freak Them Out
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ASPIRING COMEDIAN AND West Pymble sociopath, Amanda Greenbolt, says she enjoys nothing more than prowling the streets of an evening...
Know-It-All First-Year Ringer Has Wrist Broken By Kubota
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WHEN ASKED IF HE KNEW what he was doing, Graham Conroy said of course he did.
Seeing as though he'd...
