Daily Tele Staff Mill Around Aimlessly After Unexpected Dip In Western Sydney Drive-Bys
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As any journo will tell you at a seconds notice: “The news never stops.”
But for the reporters at the Daily Telegraph, it...
Head Stockman Reveals Love Of Hitting Dough-Banging Jackaroos With The Jigger
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IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN A bit slow off the mark in a northern Australian stockyard, chances are you've been...
“Pauline Says What We Are All Thinking” Says Man Who Can’t Understand Daylight Savings
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Local Gatton man, Bryson Meares (29) says the only politician in this country that appeals to him his Pauline Hanson.
Despite often making...
36 Presents You Could Buy Your Mum If You Weren’t An Entitled Little Gen-Y Fuck
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It’s Christmas again. A time to really impress your family members with how well you are doing in life. This, of course,...
Little Brother Has A Lot Of Nerve Asking For Donations Towards Pitiful Movember Effort
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The youngest member of the O'Deardon family, Luke (18) isn't getting a cent from his older brothers this Movember.
The paramedic student from...
2016 ARIAS: John Farnham Performs Stirring Rendition Of Kanye West’s ‘Black Skinhead’
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John Farnham has made headlines around the world after an unexpected appearance at this year’s 30th ARIA Awards.
The Australian music industries night of...
Bloke In Three-Quarter Boardies Still A Virgin On Day 4 Of Schoolies Week
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Nigel Griffiths is 18-years-old with the world at his feet.
He's just graduated from high school, he has a good job lined up...
46 Cool Xmas Gifts For Adult Sons With No Interests Outside Of Blowing Money On Piss
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It's that time of the year again. Six weeks 'til Christmas. Time to hit the Westfield.
Prices are only going to rise over the...
Basketballer Splashes Out On 1997 Hyundai Excel After Signing Lucrative NBL Contract
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WHEN YOU'RE A PROFESSIONAL basketballer, you can often have your cake and eat it, too - even if you're...
Julian Assange Admits He Was Also Behind BONGO KNOWS
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It can be revealed today that the service BONGO KNOWS is in fact operated by WikiLeaks founder, Julian Assange.
Following a special investigation...
