Turns Out That Grape-Flavoured Jelly Bean Was Actually A Liquorice One
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Peter Greenholm didn't just stumble upon a YouTube clip of people graphically breaking bones, nor has he eaten any bad...
Dad Confident The Future Is In Good Hands After Using Computer To Make Burger
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Lionel Breakspear (53) of South Betoota reluctantly acquiesced to his daughter Sophie's request to take her to McDonald's for their father-daughter Sunday...
World-Renowned Brain Surgeon Rattled By High Pressure Environment At Aldi Check-Out
4 November, 2016 13:45
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For Stephanie Anderson, high pressure situations are the norm. As a high flying surgeon at the Royal Adelaide Hospital,...
One Nation Considers Changing Party Name To Remove Arabic Numeral
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Federal senator, Pauline Hanson has today met with high-ranking members of her far-right political party, One Nation, to discuss the possibility of...
Year 9 kid’s perfectly round hickeys definitely aren’t from his mum’s Dyson
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AN UNTOUCHABLE lawyer's boy from Sydney's Lower North Shore stepped out of his mother's BMW this morning with a...
Mate Bragging About Having Money On Verry Elleegant Now Responsible For Buying The Bags
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There's always one, in every circle of mates.
And for 29-year-old graphic designer, this year was his year.
Doubling down and...
Rove McManus To Be Replaced By MC Kerser After 2Day FM Breakfast Ratings Slump
28 October 2016. 11:25
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Southern Cross Austereo’s new CEO Grant Blackley says his Sydney hot hits station can only improve from the record 2DayFM ratings...
Woman Who’d Never Be Allowed To Work With Kids, Free To Raise As Many As She Wants
25 October 2016. 15:25
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Despite the fact that the law would never allow Shonaleigh Madden (24) to work at a paediatric hospital or primary...
Stock Photo Model Has No Idea What They Are Going For With This One
17 October 2016. 11:25
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Local stock photo model, John Smith (35) has no idea why the hell he is currently wearing business...
Lonely Maori Bloke Doesn’t Have Black Enough Friends To Bring It In After A High Five
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A lonely suburban Maori bloke says he is really starting to miss his cousins, after settling into a boring...
