New Study Finds 89% Of People Who Can Fix Things Are Named ‘Rod’
5 October 2016. 12:25
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A recent study by the University of Queensland has found that 89% of Australians that are capable...
Inconsiderate Moron Lets His Car Break Down And Inconveniences Thousands
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GREG MULLHOLLAND PULLED THE nine-volt battery out of his garage buzzer so he'd have something to throw at the man who failed...
Controversial Trial Program Of Executing Slow Walkers In City Begins
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FROM NEXT YEAR, meandering through the streets of downtown Sydney at your own leisurely pace could land you in...
What’s more dangerous? The Adler lever-action shotgun or Kings Cross? We tried to find out
17 September, 2016. 16:45
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ONE STRIKES FEAR INTO THE hearts of politicians and Jesus freaks across the peasant empire of...
‘Marriage is a sacred institution,’ says man whose third wedding was in a casino
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Though now she's only a memory, Darren Loaf tied the knot for a third time in December 1990, surrounded by...
Experts Find People Of African Descent 90% More Likely To Pull Off Bluetooth Headsets
13 September, 2016. 15:15
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Jawbone's hands-free bluetooth headsets only really look good on black guys, it has been confirmed by...
Meet The 18-34 Year Olds That Agree With Lock-Out Laws, According To Fairfax
1 September 2016
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According to an exclusive Fairfax poll, majority of NSW voters say the controversial "lockout" laws in Sydney's...
Private School Mum Easily Mistaken For Inner-City Lesbian
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While her fashion sense and hairstyle seem completely heterosexual amongst her social circle, 46-year-old Northern Beaches mum Sandra Spacey is often mistaken...
Brisbane Girl Living In England Now Says “Yeah?” After Every Sentence
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Born and bred Brisbane girl, Anna Wilson (26) has today unveiled the most embarrassingly contrived faux-English accent since Don...
Study Finds 83% Of School Front Office Receptionists Are Named Deb Or Debbie
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A recent study by the University of Queensland has found that a vast majority of primary and secondary school...
