Local Culinary Whizz Spends Two Hours Cooking One Of Jamie Oliver’s 15 Minute Meals
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EACH MORNING BEFORE WORK, Graham Watkins looks at his coconut-flavoured jellybean of a body in the mirror and ponders...
32-Year-Old Unsure If His Alcoholism Is Still Legendary – Or It’s Starting To Get A Bit Sad
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There was only one wedding invitation on his fridge in December, now there's seven.
It's not because Jack Regent is particularly...
Identity Crisis Peaks As Local Man Arrives At The Pub Wearing 2008 School Rugby Jersey
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In what has been labelled a desperate cry for help, Hugh Collins-Allen (26) turned up for a night out with...
Brisbane man says ‘Sorry Mate’ 72 times in Sydney nightclub
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Knowing full well what the consequences are for slipping up on a night out in Sydney, Junior Leaupepe spent half...
15-year-old’s life in ruins after watching parents slow dance to ‘Beast of Burden’
16 July, 2016. 13:34
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WITH THREE TEENAGE CHILDREN living under their roof, precious moments between quinquagenarian lovebirds David and Amy Davies...
Greyhounds Join Ibis On CSIRO’s List Of Animals That Have Permission To Become Extinct
11 July, 2016. 11:05
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The Baird government's announcement last Thursday that it was shutting down greyhound racing in NSW because of evidence...
Local Man’s New Friendship From The Weekend Bolstered By 140 Of His Closest Mates Liking It
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After an embarrassing but perfectly executed example of mob mentality, local man Dominic Locke (25), says his chances of entering into a...
Local man unsure if he can donate blood anymore after kissing another local man
14 June, 2016. 16:45
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A TWENTY-EIGHT YEAR OLD interior designer is picking up the pieces today after he got a...
Local Man Says Government Shouldn’t Have To Say Sorry For Things That Don’t Affect Him
26 May, 2015. 14:34
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Local man, Campbell Bligh (55) says that the Australian Government should not have to apologise for things that...
5 Easy Ways To Fuck The Patriarchy
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In the late sixties, a young women working in media was nothing more than a pin cushion for the...
