Local Court Convicts Man Of Drink Driving In A Pair Of Heely Shoes
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THINKING HE WAS THE smartest man in the world, friendly North Betoota piss wreck Deverell Slacks ordered a pair...
Phoneless Gent Forced To Read 17-Year-Old New Idea In Dentist Waiting Room
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AFTER PICKING UP AN old issue of New Idea at his local dentist, Blake Mickley agrees that there certainly...
Struggling Community Library Reluctantly Installs A Couple Brickie’s Laptops
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Warning: This article contains an incessant, opportunistic and misleading use of the word 'community'
Board members for the East Betoota library...
MDMA Easier To Find Than NBN In Prime Minister’s Electorate
18 April, 2016. 09:55
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Despite being represented by the National Broadband Network’s architect and innovative Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull, the voters...
Canned Air From Turnbull’s Electorate Goes On Sale In Western Sydney
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THE ASPIRATIONAL CLASS OF WESTERN Sydney no longer has to drive out to the city's far-Eastern Suburbs to get...
How A Geography Elective Helped My Son Learn More Geopolitically Accurate Racial Slurs
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CRONULLA - Year 11 student Jayden Froth has vowed to learn more about global politics, religion, and culture in order to be...
Put The Kleenex Away: First Non-Depressing Australian Film Since ‘Red Dog’ Announced
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NOT SINCE THE RELEASE of 2011 feel-good hit Red Dog have we had such reason to celebrate.
Screen Australia was able...
Mike Baird Proposes A Lock-Out On Charity Events After Post-Fundraiser Brawl
15 March, 2016. 15:15
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NEW SOUTH WALES Premier Mike Baird has proposed an indefinite lock-out on charity fundraisers after a...
Dodgy Older Cousin Reckons The Pingers Used To Be Way Better
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Dodgy older cousin, Tyrone (39) says he often dreams about the good old days when several $20 dollar pingers would have him...
Banksy unveiled as former Howard foreign minister Alexander Downer
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ONE OF THE GREAT MYSTERIES of the 21st century has been solved by a team of London journalists this...
