Motorist In Disbelief As Highway Policeman Acts Like Normal Human
EMMIS TILLTON | Local | CONTACT
In a complete break from protocol it is believed policeman Michael Suidae removed his bad arse oakley sunglasses, unpuffed his chest...
Trainee Doctor Stood Down For Not Wearing Khaki Trousers And RMs During Prac
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A trainee doctor currently working on prac at The Betoota Royal Hospital has been stood down today, pending an investigation into him...
Science Develops Long Black Coffee That’s Immediately Drinkable
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Australia's peak scientific body, the CSIRO, announced this morning to the media that they've developed a long black coffee...
Police Say Driving While On Your Phone Is Okay As Long As You Hold It Low Enough
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
State police departments across Australia have today admitted that they can't even tell when people are using mobile phones, if they hold...
Gen-Y Bloke Thinks He Knows What A Bender Is
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local millennial is under the impression that some of the big nights he's been having are bigger than any other bender...
Cafe Owner Buys Lamborghini After Writing ‘Bespoke’ In Front Of Every Menu Item
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
An entrepreneur from Betoota's edgy light industrial suburb of Kidmandria has today found yet another way to profit from an idea he...
Australian Construction Sites Not Expecting To Get Much Concreting Done Tomorrow
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The nation's construction companies have today admitted that they don't imagine there will be much formwork or pouring happening tomorrow, as Australia's...
Man says McGregor will go down in the third after reading it multiple times on internet forum
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Kevin Bromine has been feverishly following boxing ever since Horn v Pacquiao and it's in his opinion - and those of his peers,...
“Well… almost…” says local Wallabies fan
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local chartered accountant has just revealed to The Advocate via telephone that he almost convinced himself tonight that the Wallabies were capable...
Arnotts Admits They Should Have Just Double-Coated From The Start
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Arnotts Tim Tam has been a staple of Australian pantries since their development in the early 1960’s - But it won’t...
