Report: Waking Up From An Afternoon Nap Feeling Absolutely Appalling Is Normal
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet Reporter | Contact
After a big couple of days at work, local publicist Grace Leigh was left feeling like an afternoon...
Local Murri Bloke Thought “Deadliest Catch” Was A Dating Show
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local Kabi Kabi man was disappointed last night, after tuning into catch an episode from the 13th season of Deadliest Catch on Discovery...
Primary Schooler Rattled To Learn The Truth About ‘Elemenopee’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local grade two student has today experience one of early education system's biggest learning curves.
After 18 months of schooling, 6-year-old Benjamin Law...
Paper Wrapping Between Kebab And Foil Expected To End Up In At Least One Mouthful
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
An inconveniently tight layer of wrapping paper underneath the foil-lined kebab bag is probably going to be taken in with a few bites,...
James Sutherland Forced To Swear Blood Oath To Rupert Murdoch As Big Bash Moves To Foxtel
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
As per company protocol, the head of Cricket Australia has sworn a blood oath to chairman and company figurehead...
Yuppies Destroy Family Restaurant Online Rating After Minimum Wage Delivery Cyclist Gets Lost
WALLY GRANGE | West End | CONTACT
A together young couple from coveted suburb of West End spoke to The Advocate regarding a night of peril at the hands...
A Message From The Onion’s Editorial Board To The Betoota Advocate
Below you will find The Onion’s official statement on its recent and startling encounter with fellow news organization The Betoota Advocate. We stumbled upon...
Owner Of Sea Shepherd Hoodie Shocked To Learn Whale Is Actually Pretty Dang Tasty
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Dakota's Lennon world has been rocked.
All those hours painting placards and shouting in the street, wasted.
Because after years of committing welfare fraud while...
Local Woman Wakes Up From Cute Two-Hour Sunday Arvo Nap Feeling Like A Concussed NRL Player
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
After a big couple of days at work, local publicist Grace Leigh was left feeling like an afternoon nap would be...
Aunty Stace Was In ‘Home Girl Of The Week’ Once
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Aunty Stace was once featured as Picture Magazine's favourite self-submitted amateur pornographic subject, it has been confirmed.
While it has been mentioned by the...
