Local-private-educated-upper-middle-class-coward says he’s a political centrist
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A politely young local man who goes through life trying not to offend anybody has revealed himself to be...
Sensitive Tattoo Artist Gets Stroppy About Mates Saying Tattoo ‘Gun’ Instead Of ‘Machine’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local amateur tattooist has today put his mates on notice.
It's not a gun, it's a machine.
This comes after someone made the fatal,...
Local Snake Just Catching Up With His Mate’s Girlfriend
MOYRA BRICK | Relationships | Contact
A reader wrote to The Advocate earlier this week asking what he should do about a local snake repeatedly...
Turnbull says Australia may also have to stare directly at solar eclipse after Trump’s lead
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Prime Minister of Australia has said today that the nation may be bound by the ANZUS Treaty to...
Little Bitch Wristwatch Not Even 50 Metres Waterproof
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
An inferior local wristwatch wouldn't even be able to endure the water pressure fifty metres below surface, it has been confirmed.
Despite claiming to...
Travel Agent Cuts Out Middle Man And Just Sells Bag To Couple Booking South American Holiday
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local travel agency has created controversy this morning after they revealed that they've been offering narcotics to ordinary...
Sales manager mentions that he did the City2 Surf for the 25th time this week
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Rodger Samuels’ colleagues have confirmed that they have almost had enough this week, after a certain fun run was mentioned numerous times.
Rodger, a...
Local Apprentice Treated To Pixelated Porno That His Boss’s Mate Sent Him
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Graham Scholls is a simple man.
He enjoys his dog racing, party pies for dinner and building people's dreams with his own two hands.
But...
Question Time named highest-rating television drama this week
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
For the first time in recorded history, the ABC's Question Time has taken out the number one spot in...
20-Something Announces Shock Retirement From Local Club Scene
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
After plenty of nights spent salmon-ing around in sweaty Betoota night clubs, Max Gosku has finally decided to give...
