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Kevin Rudd is patient zero for coronavirus, according to the Murdoch media.
Grainy CCTV footage, purported to have been recorded in November last year, shows Kevin Rudd eating wild bats in the streets of the Chinese city of Wuhan.
This unconfirmed time-stamp appears to match up with when COVID-19 jumped species from the airborne mammals to humans.
The uncorroborated story has today been plastered across the 70% of Australian media markets that are unfortunate enough to be only serviced by Murdoch-owned local news publishers, which also just happen to be the same regions where Sky News is on free-to-air television with a clearer signal than the public broadcaster, which also just happens to be in the same volatile swing seats that were treated to tens of millions of dollars worth of sporting club upgrades.
The convenient leaking of this story is reminiscent of the time Kevin Rudd was photographed by Murdoch paparazzi as he was entering a strip club in New York, after being invited to said strip club by the former Daily Telegraph editor Col Allan, who had told him it was a bar, in the lead up to the 2007 Federal election – which he won.
However, the honest and hardworking journalists that make up the talent stable within this completely balanced and bipartisan media monopoly have again reiterated there is no agenda behind this huge, unconfirmed, claim that Kevin Rudd caused the global coronavirus pandemic.
NewsCorp’s jackboots say that it’s just a coincidence that a series of stories linking Kevin Rudd to Jeffrey Epstein, the formation of ISIS, and now the early clusters of COVID-19 all came out on the same day – and that this strategic barrage of hit-pieces have absolutely nothing to do with the nearly 400,000 signatures that Kevin Rudd has amassed on his petition calling for a Royal Commission into the Murdoch Family’s influence over our nation’s politics through their impenetrable ownership of a vast majority of Australian print and television.
So far, it has made front page on the Courier Mail, Herald Sun, Daily Telegraph, The Adelaide Advertiser, The Hobart Mercury, Vogue Living and Big League – as well as all of their websites.
It has also made the front page of the NT News, who ran with the headline “KEVIN’S BONER CAUSED THE ‘RONA”
MORE TO COME.
