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A bloke has tonight had the pleasure of experiencing his fart in high definition, after letting one rip mid shower.
It’s alleged Lachlan Carlton had hopped in after a long day, hoping to quickly scrub away all the muck and dirt that had accumulated working on the site.
As he felt the telltale buildup and knock at the back door, Lachlan thought nothing of adding some anal acoustics to his peaceful rinse down, expecting a simple sound and slight waft, at that.
But with the addition of heat and steam, Lachlan was able to operate his fart at peak performance, causing a reverberation that echoed around the room and a smell that could blind ya.
“PHWOOOOOOGHHH.”
“JESUS CHRIST.”
It’s alleged Lachlan was briefly stunned by the gust of his backdoor breeze, before opening the shower and gasping for untainted air.
More to come.
