WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A moderately popular man in a local friendship group is today facing a barrage of questions, after turning up in some fresh new kit.
Rolling into a reportedly low-key Saturday session with a group of his nearest and dearest, Aaron Townie was met with questions about his choice of headwear.
“Uh-oh, what’s going on with your lid,” laughed one of Townie’s self-conscious mates, who always makes sure to point out any changes in his friend’s attire.
“Huh, what do you mean?” laughed Townie, acting confused.
“That fresh AF, KFC bucket hat mate, don’t play silly buggers with me,” laughed his mate, to a general round of laughter from the rest of the group.
“Oh yeah, um this,” he laughed sheepishly before taking the hat off to examine the item he bought online less than a week ago.
“I’m kind of wearing it ironically,” mused Townie, clearly road-testing his new piece of KFC couture.
“Cause you know how much I love a Zinger Box.”
With his friends politely nodding and smirking, Townie then proceeded to crack a seltzer and get into his work.
It’s reported the new bucket hat comes a few months after he ironically started listening to Fred Again and a couple of years after he ironically debuted the mullet and moustache combo.
More to come.
