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Departing Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has thrown the towel in today, announcing that he is quitting parliament, and has called the second leadership spill this week.
After digging his heels in for most of the week, Turnbull finally called the meeting to decide the next Prime Minister of the country, after receiving a letter with 43 signatures on it asking for the conference.
The meeting will feature a leadership spill, with Julie Bishop, Peter Dutton and Scott Morrison all throwing their hats in the ring for the top gong.
It can now be confirmed that Turnbull has sensationally announced that he will be quitting parliament, effective immediately to head to the Caymans.
In an exclusive interview with The Advocate over the phone a short time ago, outgoing Prime Minister Turnbull revealed to us that he is about to get on a one-way flight to the Cayman Islands.
“Yeah, I’m done. Fuck this, I’m out of here. I’m not hanging around to serve under a highway cop who has got the elocution of a highway cop,” Turnbull said over the phone.
“Besides, all my bank accounts and finances are set up over in the Caymans, so it’s the perfect fit. I’ll head over there, lay low for a year or so, kick the feet up, and think about heading back to Wall Street to ply my trade.”
“A private jet is waiting for me and I’ll be heading out of Sydney this afternoon. Enjoy the next few months. Bye bye,” he said before the line went dead.
More to come.
