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Unfortunately despite the number of excuses we make in our head, sometimes no answer is an answer.
But a heartsick Gina Lowes doesn’t want to hear that right now.
The Betoota Heights local allegedly texted her crush out of sheer boredom today, which resulted in her angrily throwing her phone across the room in disgust.
Like many other isolated Aussies who have turned to dating apps in response to being caged like animals, a bored Gina thought it’d be a good idea to reach out to a bloke who’d been avidly watching her Instagram stories for the good portion of the year.
Though she’d never been much of a go-getter prior to the pandemic, Gina’s thoughts have become a whole lot lustier now that her sense of freedom has been quashed, resulting in some risky, out of character behaviour, such as texting a floppy-haired, acoustic guitar playing fuckwit.
In an effort to stay distracted, Gina restacks her dishwasher and makes herself some vegemite cruskits, as long as she’s not looking at her phone, Luke Ryan has technically texted her and not texted her.
When her phone buzzes an hour later, Gina is disappointed to discover a notification about exceeding iCloud storage, and not the declaration of love she’d hoped for – forcing her to accept that her crush is likely not too busy to respond right now, he’s just not interested.
More to come.
