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The Liberal Party of Australia have today performed a very shocking act of self-immolation, in protest against the difficulties of running a unified government in 2018.
The act of self-immolation, or setting one’s self on fire, was brought on by the Former Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton and his band of old white conservative supporters.
This comes after news broke that Peter Dutton wants another bite at the cherry, and tried to force a second leadership spill this afternoon.
After wounding the leader he publicly said he supported for months, the former Sunshine Coast Highway Cop has set fire to the entire party this week.
In a move that has Opposition Leader Bill Shorten and the Australian Labor Party licking their lips, Malcolm Turnbull has had to concede that it’s all over for him now, and acknowledge that he will have to call a meeting tomorrow as the public and embarrassing disintegration of the Liberal Party continues.
The petty games being played by the federal politicians paid 6 figure salaries to represent the people of Australia, has resulted in the entire country, regardless of which side they support shaking their head in disbelief.
Dutton, the man who walked out on the National Apology to The Stolen Generations, and has made it his purpose in life to make life hard for brown people wanting to enter the country, said that Murdoch columnists and anti-abortion MP’s in Coalition have assured him that this is what the people of Australia want.
Malcolm Turnbull refused to give an official statement but told our reporters over the phone that he has “had enough.”
More to come.
