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It can be confirmed today that the fear of God is in the heart of the Liberal Party backbenchers.
The motley crew of middle-aged white men and a few white women are freaking out that if things keep going the way they are, their children may have to pay the ultimate price.
The ultimate price being forced to send their kids down to the grubby local public schools with all the ragtag snotty working class kids, in their electorate.
With the leadership of the Coalition in disarray, and things looking dicey for a lot of MP’s at the next election, The Advocate has exclusively been informed that a high number of Libs and Nats are willing to do whatever it takes to stay in power.
One backbencher, who requested anonymity explained that they have come together this afternoon to try and figure out the best way to hold onto their jobs.
Sitting in the beer garden of ‘The Snouts in The Trough’ down in the capital the source said: “Dutton, Turnbull, Morrison? None of us really give a fuck who is in charge, as long as they win the next election and we get to hold onto our seats.”
“Policy is great in practice and all, but at the end of the day we have to have a priorities right, and that’s keeping our kids away from polo shirt style uniforms and Rugby League,” he said.
“So we have had a meeting today to try and figure out who is going to be the most electable leader going forward,” he said before leaving a half-finished glass of Pinot Noir at the table and telling us he had to go.
“No one is thinking about our welfare. We’ve got bills and big houses and lifestyles we have become acquainted with. I’m not going to get a real job” said one backbencher.
More to come.
