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Former NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has been dragged back to her bad girl days when she was taking a country fuckboi by the Independent Commission Against Corruption (ICAC) after the details of the watchdog’s investigation into their relationship was published today.
The ICAC found that Hot Mess Gladys was “seriously corrupt” in her dealings with disgraced Wagga MP Daryl Maguire, who Gladys says is “in like serious trouble with the cops or something now” in a statement released a short time ago.
“Oh my God,” the statement was prefaced with.
“Like, I thought this was over but like there’s nothing like having your Bad Girl Days dragged back up when, like you’ve moved on with like a really nice guy who’s super sweet and smart and cute but like, you’ve still got this like toxic guy hanging around and like he won’t let you go, like it’s so cringe that the ICAC is still talking about like what happened like 10 years ago,”
“Like we’ve all moved on, get over yourself, ICAC. Like, I haven’t even thought about that fuckhead for years and like the ICAC wants to bring him up every five seconds when I’m around. The ICAC is obsessed with me!!!!! Like the ICAC say I didn’t actually do anything that bad because if I did, they’d be getting the tubby jackboot-wearing Sydney Uni law school cringe losers from the DPP to like sling more mud on my name but guess that, they haven’t so fuck off,”
“Like, if you want something to write about, so write about that fuckhead Daryl. I’m living my best life now.”
The Advocate reached out to the NSW ICAC for comment but have yet to receive a reply.
More to come.
