KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A cacophony of giggles is filling a hotel lobby this morning as a chirpy airline crew share some flirty banter amongst themselves.
With shirts freshly ironed and hair super glued into place, witnesses say a cohort of 12 airline staff from Virgin International were looking rather spiffy, as they checked out of their hotel rooms and boarded a mini-bus to Betoota airport.
Dragging branded luggage and carry-on baggage behind them, fellow hotel guests staying at the Intercontinental Hotel in downtown Betoota said the crew of airline staff looked so incredibly happy about themselves, they clearly must have had a massive orgy last night.
Standing at the hotel reception clicking her tongue with flirtatious fever, Senior Cabin Manager Janine Saunders had reportedly taken charge of checking out on behalf of the entire group.
“Oooooh now who has a room key?,” chuckled Janine, whilst addressing her team of staff standing behind her like school children on an excursion.
“You won’t need mine,” piped up Pilot Gary Edwards, as he wiped a bead of sweat from his brow.
“Aha I well I know THAT Gary, we didn’t even use it,” she winked as she looked sheepishly at the rest of her team.
Speaking to local hotel manager Deen McArthur, it’s understood the cabin crew of VA47 who routinely fly between Bali to Brisbane via Betoota are notorious for their late-night romps which include the entire flight deck.
“I don’t even know why Virgin book them all separate rooms, once they check in they all just congregate in the pilot’s penthouse and start giving the mini-bar a workout,” said Deen.
“Then by 10pm they’ve ordered an extra bucket of ice to the room and the ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign is swinging on the handle.”
“I guess that’s what you do when you’ve been cooped up on a plane all day and you’re stuck in Betoota for a night, people who work in cabin crew have always got the best stories…”
