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A local loser who honestly thinks he can measure up to the father of his new stepsons today thrown on the leather jacket in an attempt to look cool and get on their level.
After 18 months of marriage, the 40-something landscape designer has worked quite hard towards ‘chumming up’ to his wife’s kids from a previous marriage. His efforts, so far, have gone either unacknowledged or unappreciated by her three sons.
With a name like Gary, the stepdad also hasn’t lived down the time he raised his voice to his oldest stepson, Teddy, after he was being rude to their mother several months back.
Along with the lame leather jacket, Gary also seemed to have some sort of styling product in his hair as well – which both Teddy, Brodie and Jack think is also fucking lame.
After referring to the second oldest as ‘champ’ and forcing him to hang out with his own loser kids, a Sunday barbeque is just not that fun because their dad isn’t here and this loser is nowhere near as cool as he is.
“Hey! Do you guys still support The Southside Rabbitohs!?” asks Gary, before presenting a Steeden football for the fellas to kick around the park”
“Just picked up this one in Rebel Sport” he says.
“Let’s have a kick!”
With his wife cautiously watching how rough her teenage sons are towards him while playing touch football, Gary takes off his new leather jacket and wraps it around his waist.
