EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
Like most of the straight blokes in Australia, Betoota Ponds local Dean Gilmore [27] pretends to absolutely HATE MAFs.
In fact, it’s virtually impossible for him to go one week without voicing his displeasure about it, making sure to add in at least one snide remark anytime he catches his girlfriend, Laura, watching the show.
Opting to either mutter under his breath, shake his head or straight up just provide a running commentary, Dean puts a lot of energy into his MAFS hatred.
You could even say, he doth protest too much.
For this week’s tirade, Dean has decided to go for the ‘it’s all fake’ angle, which aside from just saying it’s all ‘rubbish’, is one of his favourite arguments to make.
“You know it’s all scripted right?”, he says, unable to unglue his eyes from the television, “none of these cunts are looking for love.”
“They just want to get Instagram followers.”
Letting out a scoff, Dean is about to continue on with his rambling when a fed up Laura finally puts him in his place.
“Omg Dean, SHUT UP!”
“YOU LITERALLY COACH AN IMAGINARY NRL TEAM.”
“YOU AND YOUR MATES TALK IN DEPTH ABOUT WHICH FUCKING PLAYERS TOO CHOOSE.”
“AND YOU GET EMOTIONAL WHEN YOUR LITTLE PIXEL MEN LOSE.”
“LET ME ENJOY MY TRASH.”
More to come.
