EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
The notion of people in their late twenties retiring to bed by 9pm isn’t necessarily true, as more people are simply evolving their excessive drinking habits to involve an activity, it’s reported.
Though local woman Lorrie Dresden no longer has the stamina to get shitfaced every weekend, which may also be partly due to the fact that at the age of 29 but also because she’s no longer comfortable blowing $200 on going out every weekend, she still likes to let her hair down – by mixing binge drinking with a fun little activity.
Speaking to The Advocate, Lorrie says all the cool kids get alcohol poisoning this way now!
“I think maybe it’s a guilt thing”, she admits, “like, drinking yourself to blackout point isn’t that bad if you’re not just sitting around?”
“And going clubbing is just depressing. I really don’t need an 18 year old boy telling me he’s into ‘older women.”
“And I’m not paying $40 for entry, when the fuck did that start happening?”
“So yeah, this year alone, I’ve done two paint and sips, three pub golfs, two mini golfs, four winery tours and barefoot bowls.”
“And my boyfriend just gets shitfaced doing normal golf.”
“It’s so much fun.”
More to come.
