TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
Disgusting scenes are unfolding at a French Quarter cafe this morning as a couple who are clearly still in their clothes from the night before are open mouth kissing each other across the table.
Witnesses at the scene say the couple reek of cigarettes and alcohol and are, for some reason, kissing extremely loudly.
“It’s like they’re holding a microphone next to their mouth. I can hear their saliva exchanging, it’s just a little bit much at 8:30 when I’m trying to have breakfast” said one customer.
It’s believed that most of the customers are just trying to ignore the whole scat situation or take it for what it is and just let it happen.
“Haha, yeah it’s gross, but it’s also pissa (sic)” said one man.
“I remember when I used to do that, I’d never do it now because I’ve gained self-awareness, but back in the day? One hundred per cent”
While fully aware of how disgusting the couple are, the waitstaff have not taken any steps to stop the PG porn show.
“They’re still paying customers” said the cafe owner.
At the time of press, the one-night standers were reportedly tearing apart their pancakes with their hands and messily shoving it into their mouths.
It’s believed they still have a side of hashbrowns to come.
More to come.
