EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A useless member of society has this week been tasked with bringing the lowest form of food to a potluck dinner, as they could not be relied upon to actually make an effort and cook something, it’s reported.
Troy Gilford [28], the resident ‘kid of the group’, which was not due to age but in terms of life skills, was given the task after failing to pipe up with an offer, though even if he had, his mates probably would have questioned it.
“Alright, I’ll do the roast chook, and I’m thinking you could do your nice potato bake, Steph?”,typed James into the group chat ,”and Yas, I’m dying for some of your homemade tiramisu again.”
“I can do a cob loaf”, offered Pat, which was met with several thumbs up emojis and a splash, “I’ll chat to Kelly but I’m sure she’d be keen to make her cocktail punch.”
“Warning, it’s deadly.”
“We’ll probably need some salad’, offered James, handing Troy some low hanging fruit.
“Yep, I can make that, and I’ll bring some mac and cheese bake”, piped up Laura.
After Troy fails to contribute, despite seeing the message, James takes the reins and offers him a task he should be capable of.”
“Troy, maybe just bring along some chip and dip?”
“Some Jatz, perhaps?
More to come.
