EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
With her thirtieth birthday only a month away, local woman Camille Delacroix is finding herself getting into the ‘interior decorating’ phase of adulthood.
Ideally, she’d be decorating an entire apartment, but seeing as she already forks out over a third of her income on renting a room in a four bedroom house, it’s unlikely that will be happening anytime soon.
So for now, the only space Camille has to reflect her personality is her tiny shoebox room – which has quickly become a huge source of frustration for her, seeing as she has enough interior design taste to know when something looks off, but not enough skills to know how to pull anything together.
Which is why, at exactly 12:32 this morning, she finds herself rearranging her entire room after spending a solid hour mooning over the beautiful boho themed bedrooms she’s seen on Pinterest.
“God that looks fucking shit”, she muses out loud, swapping her Devils Ivy from the mantlepiece to her dresser, “fuck.”
“That looks even more shit.”
Moving her shoe rack to the corner of the room, and placing her laundry basket near her dresser, Camille comes to the conclusion that she doesn’t like that either and moves it back, before dramatically flopping onto her bed in defeat.
“Hmmm…more plants?”
More to come.
