EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A local woman has been forced to compromise her boyfriend’s health to satiate her addiction, after pairing up with a bloke who is unfortunately blemish free.
Having previously dated a man with a ‘back full of squeezies’ as she calls it, Constance Hansley [29] now finds herself desperate for a release to the point where her fingers have starting pinching together in her sleep.
Which is a shame, considering Jason is pretty much perfect on all other fronts.
But luckily, there is a somewhat twisted solution that will ensure Constance can get her fix without cheating on Jason and finding another man to pop – by simply manipulating him into taking some steroids in the hopes he gets one of the most common side effects.
Big puss filled back pimples!
“Babe seriously, I won’t judge you if you want to take roids”, she said assuringly, “you work so hard at the gym but I don’t think you’re going to get the results you want without them.”
“In fact… I think your arms are getting smaller.”
“I know, I know, I REALLY didn’t want to tell you babe.”
“But I thought you needed to know.”
More to come.
