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A once beloved LCD TV continues to gather dust in the home of a Betoota man today thanks to the rise of perfectly curated algorithmic content.

For 29-year-old bachelor Kayleb Terrell, it’s believed his daily Instagram addiction has taken over to the point where he no longer needs to switch on his TV or pry open his laptop, because he’s able to inject his eyeballs with constant spikes of dopamine straight off his iPhone 11.

Whilst laying horizontal on the floor on his lounge room floor rolling out some knots on a foam roller, Kayleb spoke to The Advocate, singing praises about Instagram’s ability to feed him the type of content that brings him nothing but joy.

“It’s taken a while for Instagram to really understand me, but this past month it’s been nailing it,” Kayleb told our reporter whilst giving his lower back a lumpy massage.

Scrolling through reel after reel of meat smoking tips and clips of Carl Baron’s greatest hits, Kaleb has reportedly not tuned into a single hour of free-to-air TV this week, and instead just let Instagram take his brain cells for a ride.

“Remember when Carl Baron was ‘the guy’, his comedy hasn’t aged at all I tell you!,” chuckled Kayleb with one eye on his iPhone.

“Also I’ve learnt heaps this week about briskets, and then as a bonus instagram will throw me a few tips for my golf swing and a few videos of blokes getting coathangered in a game of bush footy.”

“It’s been a great watch all week!”

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