WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A young man has been caught engaging in some animalistic behaviour this afternoon, as onlookers state he could be seen curiously cocking his head from side to side in the middle of a shopping aisle, it’s reported.
Brayden Williams [25], a young apprentice plumber from our town’s pebblecrete driveway district of Betoota Heights, was observed doing so down at his local supermarket, where he’d pulled up to observe a shiny object like a bower bird transfixed by a piece of tin foil.
Not to be confused with the bender bird, bower birds are known for their attraction to blue objects, and are famous for pinching shiny things from neighbouring households to store in their little bird set ups.
However, for fully grown human Brayden, he really isn’t one for pinching stuff from his local, and he’s more attracted to the colour green – namely the iconic green of his favourite energy drink, V (a.k.a the green latte).
Which is why when young Brayden spotted an updated version of his go to morning pick me up, he was seen almost cartoonishly stopping in his tracks.
“Something is…different”, he muttered, to no one in particular, “hmmm.”
Tracing a finger on the can, Brayden was able to deduce the can design is a bit different to what he’s used to, which is ironic, seeing as he didn’t even notice when his girlfriend got several inches of her hair lobbed off last week.
“God, I hope it’s still my same old V,” said the young man, who’s the type to get pissed off when Instagram changes the size of the story tiles, “you can’t fix perfection.”
After loading up his shopping basket with some of his weekly necessities (protein powder and chips), Brayden was seen scurrying out of the store like a bower bird with a blue biro it found on someone’s back deck.
Immediately cracking a can after leaving the store, Brayden could be heard breathing a sigh of relief as he confirmed it was indeed, still the good stuff.”
“But a little fruitier flavour!”
“Happy days.”
More to come.
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