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According to the undeniable findings of a new independent study, researchers have concluded that Nu-Metal still goes fuckin hard after 8 beers.
The report was commissioned by a conglomerate of local Nu-Metal loyalists from deep within the suburban fringe of Betoota.
Local Betoota Heights man Sean Petrole (33) has been thrilled with the findings.
“To be honest, the study was conducted by me. Haha”
“And sampled on me.”
“I’m the one who emailed yas”
As Seano went on to explain, as an early-thirties former teenage bong lord turned landscape gardener, lockdown has been a really been the catalyst for revisiting this era of white boy rock.
“I spent a lot of time at home over the last two years just listening to music, and I can still hurt my neck to some of this stuff. Limp Bizkit goes fuckin hard. Especially after eight or so beers.”“And ESPECIALLY after eight or so beers alone”
However, when asked to describe his current taste in music, Seano seemed to have moved well and truly beyond his once beloved the Nu-Metal genre.
“Listen, I love some of this new stuff.”
“I’ll have to take my glasses off for quite a few of these new tracks. But Nu-Metal just hits different. I’m telling ya, you have a skinful and try and sit still with all that teenaged angst bubbling to the surface again. It can’t be done.”
His housemate/brother Scot didn’t seem as thrilled with ‘study’.
“He called it a study? He’d smash tinnies and carry on in the living room. I’m not one to try and stop people from enjoying what they like, but he really gets into this stuff. “
“He broke my Peter Brock poster too. It was framed and everything. I asked him about it but he just said ‘shouldn’t have been in the mosh with the big boys’. He’s a clown.”
When asked further about his feelings on Nu-Metal, Scot answered “nah he does have a point though. It still does go fuckin’ hard”
“Especially after eight or so beers”
