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Steve Samson hasn’t heard the end of it this week.

The university student who plays Reserve Grade for Marist Brothers Rams in Lismore has drawn the ire of teammates after wearing undies for a post-match shower in the sheds.

“Far out, I am getting absolutely roasted by these blokes. For the first grade game, and the rest of Saturday night I was copping heaps,” the aspiring teacher said.

 “I thought that would be the end of it, but Sully and Sticks were berating me again on Tuesday night at training. I really don’t understand what was so weird about it.”

Samson said that he just a quick shower in his jocks before getting changed. 

Club legend Sully, told the Advocate that it’s weird that the second rower wasn’t comfortable in the raw with the rest of the team; “What’s wrong with him? Why is he scared of getting his dick out in front of the boys?  Is he some kind of poof or something?”

Sully confirmed that he will continue you to paste the young fella; “Aha mate it’s all in good fun though. Yeah, it’s weird, but we don’t really care that much. It’s just entertaining to give it to him and watch him clam up.”

Samson addressed what may happen this weekend, and said that he won’t even be showering this week.

“Nah fuck em, I have zero interest in seeing some hairy middle aged blokes walk around in the skint after I have been flogged for 80 minutes. I’m just gonna get changed quickly and get out on the tins.”

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