TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
A local woman has come to an embarrassing realisation today after seeing her best friend’s ‘hot’ older brother in the real world and realising that she used to have a crush on a bloke she now wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole.
It didn’t really take that long for Annie Milson to realise her standards were too low, it’s believed all it took was for her to meet literally one other male.
The Advocate sat down with Annie to talk through some of her embarrassment and find out just how serious her crush was.
“It gives me the horrors” said Annie, with a shiver that took over her whole body.
“He’d come to school to pick up Jas and I’d always go down and be really loud so he’d pay attention to me”
“Ah, fuck, and when I’d stay at her house I’d just hang around him like a bad smell”
“I would have looked so desperate.”
It’s believed that Annie’s situation is not unique to her, with basically any girl that went to an all-girls school also under the false assumption that friends’ older brothers are hot.
While most women manage to outgrow the phase without acting on their crush, some women make the unfortunate mistake of making out with their friends’ fugly older brothers, only to now be haunted by their naivety.
Those who do fall into the latter category often manage to repress their mistake, however, it’s resurfaced by hilarious friends remind them at any chance they get.
More to come.
