Hillary Clinton reveals she did a way better job leaking information to Russia
18 May, 2017. 14:34
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Former US presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton revealed to the media today that in her opinion, she...
“Just have them shot”: Putin shares tips with Trump on dealing with the media
16 May, 2017. 10:23
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Russian president Vladamir Putin has taken time out of his busy afternoon schedule to explain to his...
Trump Appoints New FBI Director To Investigate Especially Heinous Crimes
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President Trump has today given a tour of the White House to his newly appointed FBI Director, Sergeant Fin Tutuola from the New...
Australia Actually Going To Send Someone Good To Eurovision Next Year, Like Thirsty Merc
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Despite a bold performance by our very own Isaiah Firebrace at the Eurovision Song Contest grand final in Kiev last night - Australian organisers...
Trump Suggests Lucy Turnbull Join Melania In The Kitchen While The Men Talk
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The Former-Lord Mayor of Sydney and high-profile Australian businesswoman has today learnt that her illustrious career and emotional intelligence...
Lynx Targets Tech Start Up Market With New Fragrance: Elon’s Musk
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Serial entrepreneur Elon Musk has teamed up with Anglo-Dutch company Unilever to create his own fragrance, which is set to...
World Runs Out Of Obscure Animals For Indie Bands To Name Themselves After
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The World Wildlife Federation (WWF) has today conceded it has run out of animals across the globe for indie bands to use...
Hundreds Of Rich Kids Stranded In Bahamas Not Livin’ It Up
The hundreds of rich kids currently stranded in the Bahamas after spending upwards of $12,000 each to attend Ja Rule's failed 'luxury' music festival,...
Local North Korean infantryman reveals it’s ‘super tiring’ to march like this
26 April, 2017. 10:23
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A 29-year-old North Korean soldier revealed to The Advocate this morning that marching like they do...
Trump Turns His Attention To Logan After Local Resident Declares He’ll ‘Bomb Any C–t’
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President Donald Trump has today turned his attention to another hostile overseas region that has been the centre of anti-American, anti-Authoritative...
