Turnbull Allows Adani To Temporarily Airlift Uluru, Just To See If There’s Any Coal Under It
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During his current visit to India to meet with state leaders and the humble director of our government's favourite multinational mining corporation,...
Syria Already Looking Way Better After 70 American Tomahawk Missile Strikes
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The Trump administration says Syria is already looking "much much better" after a dramatic intervention triggered by a horrific gas attack on...
Innocent Syrian Child Not Sure Who The Good Guys Are Anymore
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An horrific sarin gas attack on the town of Khan Sheikhoun has resulted in a bout of confusion for a young Syrian...
Syrian War correspondent confident at least seven people are reading his articles
4 April, 2017. 11:23
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Speaking to The Advocate this afternoon from the northern Syrian city of Jisr Ash-Shugur, a freelance...
Jesus Reconsidering Return Amid Fears Followers Will Call Him A Bleeding-Heart Snowflake
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Jesus Christ's much-anticipated return has been stalled, it has been revealed by the 2059 year old religious figure today.
The son of God says he...
Pope takes to Twitter to announce Jesus prefers Light Ice
14 March, 2016. 10:12
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Pope Francis broke with Vatican protocol this morning to announce via Twitter that the Son of...
Oscar Award-Winning ‘Moonlight’ Accused Of Plagiarising Josh Thomas’s ‘Please Like Me’
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Producers of the ABC's 'Please Like Me' have today accused the winner of the 89th Academy Award's Best Picture, 'Moonlight', of plagiarising the...
Luke Bracey Arrives At Oscars Red Carpet Still Holding 440ML Woodstock From Pre Drinks
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Hacksaw Ridge star and former Northern Beaches rugby league prodigy, Luke Bracey has arrived at the 88th annual Academy Awards red carpet...
Affleck Working On New Movie Starring Himself As Tough Guy Genius Who’s Good With Chick
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Hollywood star Ben Affleck has today revealed that he's very excited to be working on a cool new movie that stars him...
Malcolm Roberts Resumes Search For Elusive Bunyip In Lake Burley-Griffin
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Former-Senator-turned-political-advisor Malcolm Roberts revealed to the media this morning that he's spending his parliamentary downtime searching for a bunyip...
